Take chances <3
just turned 15 guise :DDD

chocolatechipcookiesss:

Friend: Do me a favor?
Me: Does it involve getting up?
Friend: Yeah...
Me: Nope.
Why does facebook even give me the ability to like my own statuses? Of course I like my own status. I’m fucking hilarious.

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when my friends dont laugh at my jokes

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When my best friend isnt at school

chocolatechipcookiesss:

1 % i hope he/she’s ok :’c

99% how dare you fucking leave me with these bitches?!

when people ask me to share my food

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